Category: dads

Instruction Manual: Newborn Baby

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Congratulations! You are the recipient of a Newborn Baby™. As the caretaker, or “Parent,” you are responsible for raising your Newborn Baby™ to functional adulthood (functional: mentally balanced, high school graduate who does not reside in your basement). These instructions…

Breaking Down the Baby K’Tan Debacle

Recently, this photo hit the internet: two Baby K’tans, two different packagings, two different prices. Many people have decried it as racism: the African American woman is pictured alone; the white woman comes complete with rugged manpanion. The white woman’s…

Father’s Day

I try not to tell other mothers too much about my husband. It would sound braggy and make them jealous and they would come after me with pitchforks, because Bear is legitimately the Best Husband and Dad of All Time.…