Category: fathers

Instruction Manual: Newborn Baby

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Congratulations! You are the recipient of a Newborn Baby™. As the caretaker, or “Parent,” you are responsible for raising your Newborn Baby™ to functional adulthood (functional: mentally balanced, high school graduate who does not reside in your basement). These instructions…

Father’s Day

I try not to tell other mothers too much about my husband. It would sound braggy and make them jealous and they would come after me with pitchforks, because Bear is legitimately the Best Husband and Dad of All Time.…